Qur’an 9:36-37

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

9:36 Indeed, the number of months with Allāh is twelve [lunar] months in the register of Allāh [from] the day He created the heavens and the earth; of these, four are sacred.

That is the correct religion [i.e., way], so do not wrong yourselves during them.

And fight against the disbelievers collectively as they fight against you collectively.

And know that Allāh is with the righteous [who fear Him].

37 Indeed, the postponing [of restriction within sacred months] is an increase in disbelief by which those who have disbelieved are led [further] astray.

They make it lawful one year and unlawful another year to correspond to the number made unlawful by Allāh and [thus] make lawful what Allāh has made unlawful.

Made pleasing to them is the evil of their deeds; and Allāh does not guide the disbelieving people.

Koran 9:36-37

Here’s my improved version:

9:36 The “disbelieving people” believed in Allah and were trying to get their calendar correct with the apparent movement of the Sun. Yet Allah didn’t guide his believers, who are called “disbelievers” by Muhammad.

37 Yet, Allah somehow guides his believer, Muhammad, but worse, is unable to communicate why he creates during the day, but wants Muhammad to observe a lunar or Moon calender.

Judaism and Christianity are Sun oriented.

Islam is Moon oriented – that’s because Allah is the local Moon god, an idol.

Qur’an 9:36-37

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.