Qur’an 9:34-35

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

9:34 O you who have believed, indeed many of the scholars and the monks devour the wealth of people unjustly and avert [them] from the way of Allāh.

And those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in the way of Allāh – give them tidings of a painful punishment.

35 The Day when it will be heated in the fire of Hell and seared therewith will be their foreheads, their flanks, and their backs, [it will be said], “This is what you hoarded for yourselves, so taste what you used to hoard.”

Koran 9:34-35

Here’s my improved version:

9:34 Why does Allah need gold and silver coins, when he created all the gold and silver in the world in the first place?

35 It’s Muhammad who wants gold and silver coins to spend, because he knows that Allah can’t show him where gold and silver are.

1400 years later, “Allah’s” punishment has never come to pass.

A god that isn’t omniscient and “needs” the wealth of people is an idol and Muhammad is it’s liar.

Qur’an 9:34-35

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.