Qur’an 9:38-39

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

9:38 O you who have believed, what is [the matter] with you that, when you are told to go forth in the cause of Allāh, you adhere heavily to the earth?

Are you satisfied with the life of this world rather than the Hereafter?

But what is the enjoyment of worldly life compared to the Hereafter except a [very] little.

39 If you do not go forth, He will punish you with a painful punishment and will replace you with another people, and you will not harm Him at all.

And Allāh is over all things competent.

Koran 9:38-39

Here’s my improved version:

9:38 Muslims, there’s no need to die for the idol Allah.

39 After all, those Muslims that refused, weren’t replaced, were they?

Qur’an 9:38-39

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.