Qur’an 8:5-8

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

8:5 [It is] just as when your Lord brought you out of your home [for the battle of Badr] in truth, while indeed, a party among the believers were unwilling, 6 Arguing with you concerning the truth after it had become clear, as if they were being driven toward death while they were looking on.

7 [Remember, O believers], when Allāh promised you one of the two groups1 – that it would be yours – and you wished that the unarmed one would be yours.

But Allāh intended to establish the truth by His words and to eliminate the disbelievers

8 That He should establish the truth and abolish falsehood, even if the criminals disliked it.

Koran 8:5-8

Here’s my improved version:

8:5 Muhammad and his Muslims argued over the booty, objects stolen from the innocent, made by Jews, Christians and the Quraysh.

6 Arguing shows there’s no guidance from Allah, nothing but the lies of Muhammad.

7 Muhammad commands genocide, an absolute evil.

8 The truth is that Mo committed genocide aided by his Muslims.

Qur’an 8:5-8

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.