A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
8:9 [Remember] when you were asking help of your Lord, and He answered you, “Indeed, I will reinforce you with a thousand from the angels, following one another.”
10 And Allāh made it not but good tidings and so that your hearts would be assured thereby.
And victory is not but from Allāh.
Indeed, Allāh is Exalted in Might and Wise.
Koran 8:9-10
Here’s my improved version:
8:9 Where are the words of Allah that Muhammad remembers? This verse is the memory, so where is the original words of Allah?
10 70 dead Quraysh, murdered by Muhammad and his Muslims. No Islamic angels, as even one Islamic Angel of Death if more than imaginary could cope with that.
Qur’an 8:9-10
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 