Qur’an 8:2-4

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

8:2 The believers are only those who, when Allāh is mentioned, their hearts become fearful, and when His verses are recited to them, it increases them in faith; and upon their Lord they rely – 3 The ones who establish prayer, and from what We have provided them, they spend.

4 Those are the believers, truly.

For them are degrees [of high position] with their Lord and forgiveness and noble provision.

Koran 8:2-4

Here’s my improved version:

8:2 You need Muhammad here to recite this verse for you.

Or you can read, and realise Muhammad was a liar and Allah is an idol.

3 Don’t steal.

4 You want to be a thief? Obey Muhammad.

Qur’an 8:2-4

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.