A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:266 Would one of you like to have a garden of palm trees and grapevines underneath which rivers flow in which he has from every fruit?
But he is afflicted with old age and has weak [i.e., immature] offspring, and it is hit by a whirlwind containing fire and is burned.
Thus does Allah make clear to you [His] verses that you might give thought.
Koran 2:266
Here’s my improved version:
2:266 Humans make the “garden of palm trees and grapevines underneath which rivers flow”, and make the supermarket and orchards where you have “from every fruit” tree.
Allah gives old age, weak offspring and hits you with a “whirlwind containing fire” and burns you. Old age and weak offspring happens because we’re imperfect. Whirlwinds with fire, if they happen, can be fought with fire fighting techniques.
Muhammad’s nonsense shows Allah is false and is Muhammad.
Qur’an 2:266
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 