A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:265 And the example of those who spend their wealth seeking means to the approval of Allah and assuring [reward for] themselves is like a garden on high ground which is hit by a downpour – so it yields its fruits in double.
And [even] if it is not hit by a downpour, then a drizzle [is sufficient].
And Allah, of what you do, is Seeing.
Koran 2:265
Here’s my improved version:
2:265 Allah is imaginary, and doesn’t return principle or interest on a loan. Nor can you give Allah money in the first place.
The reason why Muhammad wants money, is because Allah has no bounty. Without his Muslim servants giving him money, Muhammad would have remained poor.
Allah has no bounty, because Allah is imaginary.
Qur’an 2:265
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 