A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:267 O you who have believed, spend from the good things which you have earned and from that which We have produced for you from the earth.
And do not aim toward the defective therefrom, spending [from that] while you would not take it [yourself] except with closed eyes.
And know that Allah is Free of need and Praiseworthy.
268 Satan threatens you with poverty and orders you to immorality, while Allah promises you forgiveness from Him and bounty.
And Allah is all-Encompassing and Knowing.
269 He gives wisdom to whom He wills, and whoever has been given wisdom has certainly been given much good.
And none will remember except those of understanding.
Koran 2:267-269
Here’s my improved version:
2:267 The money you earned was earned by you.
268 Even Muhammad knew this: “which you have earned”.
269 I suggest investing wisely and spending frugally.
Qur’an 2:267-269
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 