Verse Refutations

Liars We recognise liars. We plant onions. Planting Onions. After a time, we have onions. Onions growing in soil. Frying onions. What does the liar have? Bad feelings and nothing. We have fried onions.

Bowing to Idols Muslims orbiting the Kaaba in Mecca. The pagans go round and around. Muslims Praying to Black Stones in the Kaaba, at Mecca, in Saudi Arabia. Where do they stop? And what do they pray to? Muhammad and the Black Stone.

Aligned to Idols? Muhammad! Yes, "Pharaoh"? Show some respect, and bow to me, Muhammad. Muhammad, you should face our direction of prayer and align your church to the rising sun! Sunlight streams down. Oh, ruler of my tribe, we Christians face in any direction, as GOD is everywhere. GOD is not limited. GOD set the… Continue reading QQ 2:144 →

Prayer Direction What direction should we pray? Where is GOD present, Zaid? What about over there, Zaid? Um,... Where doves fly. GOD is everywhere, Zaid. Our prayer direction is whatever direction is convenient, because that's where GOD is.

Idolaters Let's go inside the Kaaba, Zaid. Al Lat, Al Uzza, Lion, Allah (Al Lah, Hubaal, Baal and Sin) and Manat, with the Sun goddess in the background arch. This is the inside of the Kaaba. There's the idol for the sun goddess, the bronze arch, the idol of the moon god, and there's their… Continue reading QQ 2:139 →

Idols Father Muhammad, the idols,... they're idols? Of course they are. Let's go for a walk around them. Idol See? They're made of wood, right, Zaid? They're carved by hand, some one made them. Remember the decorative wooden carving of a dove I carved? That's just an image of the holy spirit, to help us… Continue reading QQ 2:137 →

Who should we follow? Father Muhammad,... should we follow Abraham? He was a good Jew? Abraham with the Trinity. Why? What's wrong with Jesus? Remember, before Abraham was, he was, Well, there's Isaac and their, um, ah, 12 tribes of Israel and Jacob? An amazing coat of many colours. We follow Jesus because Jacob, Abraham… Continue reading QQ 2:130 →

Repetition Should we do it again, Father Muhammad? No, once is sufficient. Let's wash our hands with a bucket of water from the well I dug. Fresh water Washing hands in clean water.

Consecration “Father in heaven, source of holiness and true purpose, bless this church and sanctify it.” The full prayer asks God to make the building: a place of worship a refuge for the poor a house of prayer a sign of God’s presence This is part of the official Rite of Dedication of a Church… Continue reading QQ 2:126 →

Cleaning Father Muhammad?! The church! It's full of shit?! Tsk, the pagan boys put the sheep there overnight. Well, let's get a broom, and we'll sweep it out. Sweeping made light. Now that we're done, we'll sprinkle holy water, freshen the place and bless this church. Blessing