Pharaoh
Let us talk, Muhammad, man to man.
Very well, what do you want, Pharaoh?
I’ll be direct. Become a worshipper of our idols.
Or what? Clearly, God is better than idols, Pharaoh.
What do you want for you to abandon this foreign god, Muhammad? I can offer protection with my sons.
Against what? Your sons defend us, and I’ll be happy to provide funding for more men. Men in metal helmets, chain neckguard, and leather over their chests and arms.
Hmph.
Why not become a worshipper of Jesus, Pharaoh? Perhaps you’d like a throne, one of those ones that the representative from Byzantium reclines on, carried by his 8 goats? You could use your Jinn instead of Christian men.
Something to think about, Pharaoh.
Hmmm, some, um, fine dresses for my wives, those thin,… Oh, I don’t know what they’re called.
I’ll see what I can do, Pharaoh. I’ll see you in church on Sunday.
Koran Contradiction 