A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
5:100 Say, “Not equal are the evil and the good, although the abundance of evil might impress you.”
So fear Allāh, O you of understanding, that you may be successful.
101 O you who have believed, do not ask about things which, if they are shown to you, will distress you.
But if you ask about them while the Qur’ān is being revealed, they will be shown to you.
Allāh has pardoned it [i.e., that which is past]; and Allāh is Forgiving and Forbearing.
102 A people asked such [questions] before you; then they became thereby disbelievers.
Koran 5:100-102
Here’s my improved version:
5:100 Muhammad as Allah commands Muhammad to “Say”, showing Allah is Muhammad and Muhammad was stupid.
Fear Muhammad’s stupidity, as it can get you killed.
101 Muhammad locks his Koran to his time and place, when he was alive, so showing the Koran comes from Muhammad and friends, so Allah is Muhammad, and Islam is false.
Allah hasn’t pardoned anyone. Allah isn’t forgiving or forbearing. Allah is dust with Muhammad.
102 What people asked questions of Muhammad? No people did. Muhammad was simply a liar.
Of course, people like the Jews of Muhammad’s time and his pagan tribe did ask him questions, because they were skeptical, and they showed that Muhammad was a liar, a false prophet, and so his tribe stoned him.
Qur’an 5:100-102
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 