A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
5:96 Lawful to you is game from the sea and its food as provision for you and the travelers, but forbidden to you is game from the land as long as you are in the state of iḥrām.
And fear Allāh to whom you will be gathered.
97 Allāh has made the Kaʿbah, the Sacred House, standing for the people and [has sanctified] the sacred months and the sacrificial animals and the garlands [by which they are identified].
That is so you may know that Allāh knows what is in the heavens and what is in the earth and that Allāh is Knowing of all things.
98 Know that Allāh is severe in penalty and that Allāh is Forgiving and Merciful.
99 Not upon the Messenger is [responsibility] except [for] notification.
And Allāh knows whatever you reveal and whatever you conceal.
Koran 5:96-99
Here’s my improved version:
5:96 Muhammad forgets that some seafood was already allowed by him earlier. Muhammad also doesn’t realise that his style earlier was simply to forbid, not to make lawful.
Those Muslims that Muhammad warned, are dust in the grave like Muhammad. None have been gathered to Allah.
97 Allah was merely an idol in the Kaaba, an idol worshipped by Muhammad along with his wife, three daughters, pet lion and 360 other idols.
Notice Muhammad is unable to describe the pagan customs of “the sacred months and the sacrificial animals and the garlands”. Muhammad is relying upon the existing knowledge of his former pagan Muslims, thus showing that Islam relies upon paganism, polytheism.
Allah knows nothing.
98 Allah isn’t “severe in penalty” or “Forgiving and Merciful”.
99 Muhammad changes his job description to mere notifier.
Allah doesn’t know that Muhammad doesn’t want to be a prophet and has become Allah’s notifier.
Thus you know that Allah doesn’t know.
Qur’an 5:96-99
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 