Qur’an 3:35-36

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

3:35 [Mention, O Muḥammad], when the wife of ʿImrān said, “My Lord, indeed I have pledged to You what is in my womb, consecrated [for Your service], so accept this from me. Indeed, You are the Hearing, the Knowing.”

36 But when she delivered her, she said, “My Lord, I have delivered a female.”

And Allah was most knowing of what she delivered, and the male is not like the female.

“And I have named her Mary, and I seek refuge for her in You and [for] her descendants from Satan, the expelled [from the mercy of Allah].”

Koran 3:35-36

Here’s my improved version:

3:35 Muhammad (and Allah) don’t know the name of the wife of Imran.

36 Muhammad’s ignorance is Allah’s ignorance, which shows Allah is Muhammad, Koran is nonsense and lies and Islam is false.

Qur’an 3:35-36

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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