Qur’an 3:33-34

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

3:33 Indeed, Allah chose Adam and Noah and the family of Abraham and the family of ʿImrān over the worlds – 34 Descendants, some of them from others.

And Allah is Hearing and Knowing.

Koran 3:33-34

Here’s my improved version:

3:33 Choosing isn’t creating.

34 Muhammad’s poor choice of words shows Allah is not a creator, and so Allah is false.

Qur’an 3:33-34

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.