A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:155 And We will surely test you with something of fear and hunger and a loss of wealth and lives and fruits, but give good tidings to the patient, 156 Who, when disaster strikes them, say, “Indeed we belong to Allah, and indeed to Him we will return.”
157 Those are the ones upon whom are blessings from their Lord and mercy.
And it is those who are the [rightly] guided.
Koran 2:155-157
Here’s my improved version:
2:155 Natural disasters happen. They don’t come from Allah. Allah is imaginary. There are no good tidings from Allah.
156 Do you say, “Indeed we belong to Allah, and indeed to Him we will return.”? In which language? In classical Arabic? Modern Arabic? English? These kind of language problems destroy Islam. They reveal Muhammad didn’t realise that there are many languages of humans, which means that Allah’s message must NOT be in classical Arabic, the language of the Koran. Thus Allah is imaginary.
We don’t come from Allah nor do we belong to Allah. After all, do unbelievers, people of the Book and polytheists belong to Allah? Obviously not.
157 There are no blessings from Allah.
There is no guidance from Allah.
Allah is imaginary.
Qur’an 2:155-157
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 