A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:153 O you who have believed, seek help through patience and prayer.
Indeed, Allah is with the patient.
154 And do not say about those who are killed in the way of Allah, “They are dead.”
Rather, they are alive, but you perceive [it] not.
Koran 2:153-154
Here’s my improved version:
2:153 Allah gives no help.
Allah is nothing.
154 The dead are dead. Muhammad is dust.
Qur’an 2:153-154
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 