A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:144 We have certainly seen the turning of your face, [O Muḥammad], toward the heaven, and We will surely turn you to a qiblah with which you will be pleased.
So turn your face [i.e., yourself] toward al-Masjid al-Ḥarām.
And wherever you [believers] are, turn your faces [i.e., yourselves] toward it [in prayer].
Indeed, those who have been given the Scripture [i.e., the Jews and the Christians] well know that it is the truth from their Lord.
And Allah is not unaware of what they do.
Koran 2:144
Here’s my improved version:
2:144 Muhammad changes the lies of Muhammad, showing he’s a liar.
Allah is Muhammad’s creation, fictional, imaginary, a lie.
Qur’an 2:144
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 
I like your Qur’an much better! Let’s not forget that Muhammad was exposed as a false prophet by his own scribe Abdullah Ibn Sa’d.
Surah 23:12-14
Verily We created man from a product of wet earth; Then placed him as a drop (of seed) in a safe lodging; Then fashioned We the drop a clot, then fashioned We the clot a little lump, then fashioned We the little lump bones, then clothed the bones with flesh, and then produced it as another creation. So blessed be Allah, *the Best of creators!*
Muhammad took Abdullah Ibn Sa’d words and told him to place it in the Qur’an.
Tafsir Asbab Al-Nuzul by Al-Wahidi (Surah 6:93)
“… and who saith I will reveal the like of that which Allah hath revealed [6:93]. This verse was revealed about Abd Allah ibn Sa’d ibn Abi Sarh This man had declared his faith in Islam and so the Messenger of Allah, Allah bless him and give him peace, called him one day to write something for him * when the verses regarding the believers was revealed (Verily, we created man from a product of wet earth…) [23:12-14], the prophet dictated to him. When we reach up to (and then produced it as another creation), ‘Abd Allah expressed his amazement at the precision of man’s creation by saying (So blessed be Allah, the Best of Creators!). The Messenger of Allah, Allah bless him and give him peace, said: “This [‘Abd Allah’s last expression] is how it was revealed to me”.”*
“At that point, doubt crept into ‘Abd Allah. He said: “If Muhammad is truthful, then I was inspired just as he was; and if he is lying, I have uttered exactly what he did utter”. Hence Allah’s words (and who saith: I will reveal the like of that which Allah hath revealed). *The man renounced Islam.* This is also the opinion of Ibn ‘Abbas according to the report of al-Kalbi.”
Abd Allah came to the realisation that Muhammad was not a prophet because Abd Allah was able to speak words Muhammad used as Allah’s “revelation.”
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