A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:142 The foolish among the people will say, “What has turned them away from their qiblah, which they used to face?”
Say, “To Allah belongs the east and the west. He guides whom He wills to a straight path.”
143 And thus We have made you a median [i.e., just] community that you will be witnesses over the people and the Messenger will be a witness over you.
And We did not make the qiblah which you used to face except that We might make evident who would follow the Messenger from who would turn back on his heels.
And indeed, it is difficult except for those whom Allah has guided.
And never would Allah have caused you to lose your faith [i.e., your previous prayers].
Indeed Allah is, to the people, Kind and Merciful.
Koran 2:142-143
Here’s my improved version:
2:142 At the North pole, every direction is South. At the South pole every direction is North. East and West are imaginary, like Allah.
143 A real god would know that East and West are meaningless and accept prayer in any direction or position. After all, a real god is omniscient, right?
Muhammad changes prayer direction, repeatedly, showing his changes of allegiance, from Paganism to Judaism, back to Paganism and so reveals his stupidity.
Qur’an 2:142-143
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 