A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:137 So if they believe in the same as you believe in, then they have been [rightly] guided; but if they turn away, they are only in dissension, and Allah will be sufficient for you against them.
And He is the Hearing, the Knowing.
138 [And say, “Ours is] the religion of Allah. And who is better than Allah in [ordaining] religion? And we are worshippers of Him.”
Koran 2:137-138
Here’s my improved version:
2:137 Muhammad was the first Muslim.
No one was a Muslim before Muhammad.
138 Allah never ordained religion.
Muhammad ordained Islam.
Allah is imaginary.
Qur’an 2:137-138
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 