Qur’an 2:130-136

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Here’s the Sahih International translation:

2:130 And who would be averse to the religion of Abraham except one who makes a fool of himself.

And We had chosen him in this world, and indeed he, in the Hereafter, will be among the righteous.

131 When his Lord said to him, “Submit,” he said, “I have submitted [in Islām] to the Lord of the worlds.”

132 And Abraham instructed his sons [to do the same] and [so did] Jacob, [saying], “O my sons, indeed Allah has chosen for you this religion, so do not die except while you are Muslims.”

133 Or were you witnesses when death approached Jacob, when he said to his sons, “What will you worship after me?”

They said, “We will worship your God and the God of your fathers, Abraham and Ishmael and Isaac – one God.

And we are Muslims [in submission] to Him.”

134 That was a nation which has passed on.

It will have [the consequence of] what it earned, and you will have what you have earned.

And you will not be asked about what they used to do.

135 They say, “Be Jews or Christians [so] you will be guided.”

Say, “Rather, [we follow] the religion of Abraham, inclining toward truth, and he was not of the polytheists.”

136 Say, [O believers], “We have believed in Allah and what has been revealed to us and what has been revealed to Abraham and Ishmael and Isaac and Jacob and the Descendants [al-Asbāṭ] and what was given to Moses and Jesus and what was given to the prophets from their Lord. We make no distinction between any of them, and we are Muslims [in submission] to Him.”

Koran 2:130-136

Here’s my improved version:

2:130 Muhammad makes a fool of himself.

Abraham rejected Muhammad’s polytheism.

131 Abraham and his family and their descendents became Jews, not Muslims.

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133 Muhammad was never a witness, and neither was Allah AKA Muhammad.

134 Israel is still around and still resists the attacks of Muslims and Islamic nations.

135 Abraham’s religion was Judaism, Christianity, not Islam.

136 You’re better off being atheist, Jew or Christian than Muslim.

Qur’an 2:130-136

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.