A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Muhammad offers sticks and carrots at: Koran 98:6-8 Here’s my improved version: Muhammad made threats and lies. Qur'an 98:6-8
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Muhammad copies the Trinity into his Koran. Koran 97:1-5 Here’s my improved version: And he does it badly. Qur'an 97:1-5
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Muhammad asks rehetorical qestions and make threats. Koran 96:6-19 Here’s my improved version: None came true. Islam is false. Qur'an 96:6-19
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Muhammad recites. Koran 96:1-5 Here’s my improved version: Muhammad repeats himself, contradicting the oneness of Allah. Qur'an 96:1-5
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Muhammad swears to tell the truth. Koran 95:1-8 Here’s my improved version: Muhammad swears like a pagan and continues to boast, again, like a pagan. Qur'an 95:1-8
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Muhammad lies to himself. Koran 94:1-8 Here’s my improved version: Muhammad was stoned. Qur'an 94:1-8
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Muhammad confirms that he has a "satan" inside him. Koran 93:1-11 Here’s my improved version: For more about the demon, read: Muhammad the Three. Qur'an 93:1-11
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Muhammad sells indulgences at: Koran 92:12-21 Here’s my improved version: This is a great sin, showing Muhammad was a false prophet. Qur'an 92:12-21
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Muhammad swears to tell the truth at: Koran 92:1-11 Here’s my improved version: Muhammad continues to lie. But, Infidel, the picture? Inflation. Qur'an 92:1-11