What are the Tests in Islam? And do we need Allah’s help to get an A+?
Koran 2:143
Thus We have appointed you a middle nation, that ye may be witnesses against mankind, and that the messenger may be a witness against you.
And We appointed the qiblah which ye formerly observed only that We might know him who followeth the messenger, from him who turneth on his heels.
In truth it was a hard (test) save for those whom Allah guided.
But it was not Allah’s purpose that your faith should be in vain, for Allah is Full of Pity, Merciful toward mankind.
Pickthall, Koran 2:143
The test here is to see if you keep believing in Muhammad after he changes the prayer direction. Repeatedly.
Koran 2:155
And We will surely test you with something of fear and hunger and a loss of wealth and lives and fruits, but give good tidings to the patient,
Koran 2:155
The test here is to see if you’re in a functional civilisation, one that can provide for its citizens.
Koran 2:249
And when Saul went forth with the soldiers, he said, “Indeed, Allāh will be testing you with a river. So whoever drinks from it is not of me, and whoever does not taste it is indeed of me, excepting one who takes [from it] in the hollow of his hand.” But they drank from it, except a [very] few of them. Then when he had crossed it along with those who believed with him, they said, “There is no power for us today against Goliath and his soldiers.” But those who were certain that they would meet Allāh said, “How many a small company has overcome a large company by permission of Allāh. And Allāh is with the patient.”
Koran 2:249
The test here is to see if you recognise that Saul is meant to be Gideon and that Muhammad got it wrong.
Koran 3:152
And Allāh had certainly fulfilled His promise to you when you were killing them [i.e., the enemy] by His permission until [the time] when you lost courage and fell to disputing about the order [given by the Prophet] and disobeyed after He had shown you that which you love. Among you are some who desire this world, and among you are some who desire the Hereafter. Then He turned you back from them [defeated] that He might test you. And He has already forgiven you, and Allāh is the possessor of bounty for the believers.
Koran 3:152
Of course, Allah has nothing.
Koran 3:154
Then after distress, He sent down upon you security [in the form of] drowsiness, overcoming a faction of you, while another faction worried about themselves, thinking of Allāh other than the truth – the thought of ignorance, saying, “Is there anything for us [to have done] in this matter?” Say, “Indeed, the matter belongs completely to Allāh.” They conceal within themselves what they will not reveal to you. They say, “If there was anything we could have done in the matter, we [i.e., some of us] would not have been killed right here.” Say, “Even if you had been inside your houses, those decreed to be killed would have come out to their death beds.” [It was] so that Allāh might test what is in your breasts and purify what is in your hearts. And Allāh is Knowing of that within the breasts.
Koran 3:154
I wonder if Muhammad was a sleepwalker?
Koran 4:6
And test the orphans [in their abilities] until they reach marriageable age. Then if you perceive in them sound judgement, release their property to them. And do not consume it excessively and quickly, [anticipating] that they will grow up. And whoever, [when acting as guardian], is self-sufficient should refrain [from taking a fee]; and whoever is poor – let him take according to what is acceptable. Then when you release their property to them, bring witnesses upon them. And sufficient is Allāh as Accountant.
Koran 4:6
Allah, what is 1 + 1 + 1 = ? No answer. Allah is 🗿.
Koran 5:48
And We have revealed to you, the Book in truth, confirming that which preceded it of the Scripture and as a criterion over it.
So judge between them by what Allāh has revealed and do not follow their inclinations away from what has come to you of the truth.
To each of you We prescribed a law and a method.
Had Allāh willed, He would have made you one nation but to test you in what He has given you; so race to good.
To Allāh is your return all together, and He will inform you concerning that over which you used to differ.
Koran 5:48
According to Koran 1:6-7, the path to Allah 🗿is to Satan 😈 in the Fire🔥. So the test is recognising that Islam is the wrong path. Also note that the Islamic Last Day only involves Muhammad’s Muslims and Muhammad’s tribe that he disassociated from – not the Jews, Christians, atheists, Zoroastrians or Sabaeans.
Koran 5:94
O you who have believed, Allāh will surely test you through something of the game that your hands and spears [can] reach, that Allāh may make evident those who fear Him unseen.
And whoever transgresses after that – for him is a painful punishment.
Koran 5:94
This test is for Muslims who use spears and hands to hunt with. Muhammad probably meant snares for “hands”. Few Muslims hunt for food with a spear today. The test here is to recognise that Muhammad was speaking of his time and place, where a spear was a man’s weapon. Thus, all Muslims today fail this test.
Koran 6:165
And it is He who has made you successors upon the earth and has raised some of you above others in degrees [of rank] that He may try you through what He has given you.
Indeed, your Lord is swift in penalty; but indeed, He is Forgiving and Merciful.
Koran 6:165
No one is raised by Allah, and there’s no test (“try”) by Allah. There’s no penalty from Allah.
Koran 7:163
And ask them about the town that was by the sea – when they transgressed in [the matter of] the sabbath – when their fish came to them openly on their sabbath day, and the day they had no sabbath they did not come to them.
Thus did We give them trial because they were defiantly disobedient.
Koran 7:163
No Jews have been harmed by Allah.
Koran 8:17
And you did not kill them, but it was Allāh who killed them.
And you threw not, [O Muḥammad], when you threw, but it was Allāh who threw that He might test the believers with a good test.
Indeed, Allāh is Hearing and Knowing.
Koran 8:17
Or did Allah borrow Muhammad’s spear?
Whatever, the test here is to recognise that Muhammad committed murder.
Also, Muhammad forgot that Allah throws meteors:
Why would Allah need Muhammad’s spear? I leave that as a test for you, the reader.
Koran 11:7
And it is He who created the heavens and the earth in six days – and His Throne had been upon water – that He might test you as to which of you is best in deed.
But if you say, “Indeed, you are resurrected after death,” those who disbelieve will surely say, “This is not but obvious magic.”
Koran 11:7
The test here is to recognise that Muhammad hasn’t been resurrected by Allah, but Jesus was.
Koran 18:7
Indeed, We have made that which is on the earth adornment for it that We may test them [as to] which of them is best in deed.
Koran 18:7
The test here is to recognise that people make gardens, orchards and farms, not Allah the idol.
Koran 20:131
And do not extend your eyes toward that by which We have given enjoyment to [some] categories of them, [its being but] the splendor of worldly life by which We test them.
And the provision of your Lord is better and more enduring.
Koran 20:131
The test here is to recognise that Muhammad was jealous of his enemies’ wealth. Of course, there’s no provision from Allah.
Koran 21:35
Every soul will taste death.
And We test you with evil and with good as trial; and to Us you will be returned.
Koran 21:35
Nothing happened. No good or evil came from Allah. No one has returned to Allah; at best, Jesus has “returned” to Allah, showing he came from “Allah”, thus showing Islam is false and Christianity is true.
Koran 27:40
Said one who had knowledge from the Scripture, “I will bring it to you before your glance returns to you.”
And when [Solomon] saw it placed before him, he said, “This is from the favor of my Lord to test me whether I will be grateful or ungrateful. And whoever is grateful – his gratitude is only for [the benefit of] himself. And whoever is ungrateful – then indeed, my Lord is Free of need and Generous.”
Koran 27:40
Solomon, played by Muhammad, seems to not realise that the test was that his black African slave had fetched the throne in an instant, and it wasn’t by the power of Allah. For more about the glance returning, read Allah’s Sight?
Koran 47:4
So when you meet those who disbelieve [in battle], strike [their] necks until, when you have inflicted slaughter upon them, then secure [their] bonds, and either [confer] favor afterwards or ransom [them] until the war lays down its burdens. That [is the command]. And if Allāh had willed, He could have taken vengeance upon them [Himself], but [He ordered armed struggle] to test some of you by means of others. And those who are killed in the cause of Allāh – never will He waste their deeds.
Koran 47:4
The test here is for Muslims to survive in a battle started by Muhammad. The other test is to notice that Muhammad changed Allah’s mind about the disaster to befall Mecca – instead of a disaster from Allah, it’s from Muhammad and his Muslims.
Koran 47:31
And We will surely test you until We make evident those who strive among you [for the cause of Allāh] and the patient, and We will test your affairs.
Koran 47:31
Nothing was made evident. The test here is to recognise that Allah is an idol that Muhammad lies for.
Koran 67:2
[He] who created death and life to test you [as to] which of you is best in deed – and He is the Exalted in Might, the Forgiving –
Koran 67:2
Death is a failure to keep living, or it’s being murdered in battle while defending Mecca against Muhammad and his Muslims. The test here is to recognise that Islam is a death cult, for the benefit of Muhammad. Not even Muhammad is in Islamic Paradise. But Jesus, who didn’t make war upon the pagans of Mecca, is with “Allah”.
Koran 72:16-17
72:16 And [Allāh revealed] that if they had remained straight on the way, We would have given them abundant rain [i.e., provision] 17 So We might test them therein.
And whoever turns away from the remembrance of his Lord He will put into arduous punishment.
Koran 72:16-17
The rain falls on the good and the evil. We can direct this water as we wish.
Allah’s rain is merely rain. It falls on the evil and good alike.
He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous”
Jesus, Matthew 5:45
Koran 76:2
Indeed, We created man from a sperm-drop mixture that We may try him; and We made him hearing and seeing.
Koran 76:2
The test here is to recognise that baby humans are not made from a “sperm-drop mixture”, but from the union of one husband’s ONE sperm with his one wife’s ONE egg to form a new baby human, a girl or a boy. Once you know that the oneness of real human biology contradicts Islamic embryology, you know that Muhammad was ignorantly repeating Galen’s embryology, and talking about his own masculine emission on his hand. Yeah, it’s that disgusting.
Conclusion
The test here is to recognise that Muhammad was a liar, who lied for Allah, the idol. Islam is lies. The Koran is nonsense and lies. Leave Islam.
