A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
68:42 The Day the shin will be uncovered and they are invited to prostration but they [i.e., the disbelievers] will not be able, 43 Their eyes humbled, humiliation will cover them. And they used to be invited to prostration while they were sound.
44 So leave Me, [O Muḥammad], with [the matter of] whoever denies this statement [i.e., the Qur’ān]. We will progressively lead them [to punishment] from where they do not know.
45 And I will give them time. Indeed, My plan is firm.
46 Or do you ask of them a payment, so they are by debt burdened down?
47 Or have they [knowledge of] the unseen, so they write [it] down?
Koran 68:42-47
Here’s my improved version:
68:42 Jews and Christians know this is idolatry.
43 Allah is an idol.
Muhammad was an idolater.
Islam is idolatry.
44 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
45 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
46 Yes, Muhammad did ask for payment, Loan Allah a Goodly Loan.
47 Muhammad the Liar denied knowledge of the unseen.
Qur’an 68:42-47
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 