A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
68:34 Indeed, for the righteous with their Lord are the Gardens of Pleasure.
35 Then will We treat the Muslims like the criminals?
36 What is [the matter] with you? How do you judge?
37 Or do you have a scripture in which you learn 38 That indeed for you is whatever you choose?
39 Or do you have oaths [binding] upon Us, extending until the Day of Resurrection, that indeed for you is whatever you judge?
40 Ask them which of them, for that [claim], is responsible.
41 Or do they have partners? Then let them bring their partners, if they should be truthful.
Koran 68:34-41
Here’s my improved version:
68:34 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
35 Muslims are dust in the desert, like Muhammad. None have rewards.
36 Muhammad speaking rhetorical questions to his audience.
37 Nothing happened. 38 Muhammad lied.
39 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
40 Ask them which of them, for that [claim], is responsible.
41 Muhammad couldn’t bring Allah.
Qur’an 68:34-41
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 