A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
50:1 Qāf.
By the honored Qur’ān…
2 But they wonder that there has come to them a warner from among themselves,
and the disbelievers say, “This is an amazing thing.
3 When we have died and have become dust, [we will return to life]? That is a distant [i.e., unlikely] return.”
4 We know what the earth diminishes [i.e., consumes] of them, and with Us is a retaining record.
5 But they denied the truth when it came to them, so they are in a confused condition.
Koran 50:1-5
Here’s my improved version:
50:1 Q&Q
By Muhammad’s spoken words!
2 Interesting how Muhammad limits his lies to himself and his tribe.
3 Looks like the leader of Muhammad’s tribe was right and Muhammad wrong.
4 Looks like Muhammad forgot to preserve that “retaining record”.
5 They’re dust in the desert, just like Muhammad and his Muslims.
1400 years later, Muhammad’s tribe are right.
Qur’an 50:1-5
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 