A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
49:14 The bedouins say, “We have believed.”
Say, “You have not [yet] believed; but say [instead], ‘We have submitted,’ for faith has not yet entered your hearts. And if you obey Allāh and His Messenger, He will not deprive you from your deeds of anything. Indeed, Allāh is Forgiving and Merciful.”
15 The believers are only the ones who have believed in Allāh and His Messenger and then doubt not but strive with their properties and their lives in the cause of Allāh.
It is those who are the truthful.
16 Say, “Would you acquaint Allāh with your religion while Allāh knows whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth, and Allāh is Knowing of all things?”
17 They consider it a favor to you that they have accepted Islām.
Say, “Do not consider your Islām a favor to me. Rather, Allāh has conferred favor upon you that He has guided you to the faith, if you should be truthful.”
18 Indeed, Allāh knows the unseen [aspects] of the heavens and the earth. And Allāh is Seeing of what you do.
Koran 49:14-18
Here’s my improved version:
49:14 Looks like Muhammad wasn’t a Bedouin. So he was a false prophet.
A false prophet who wanted to be obeyed.
15 Believe in Muhammad?
16 Allah didn’t know how to send a Bedouin messenger to the Bedouin.
17 Muhammad is Allah.
18 Allah knows nothing. Muhammad was a liar.
Qur’an 49:14-18
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 