Qur’an 46:29-32

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

46:29 And [mention, O Muḥammad], when We directed to you a few of the jinn, listening to the Qur’ān. And when they attended it, they said, “Listen attentively.” And when it was concluded, they went back to their people as warners.

30 They said, “O our people, indeed we have heard a [recited] Book revealed after Moses confirming what was before it which guides to the truth and to a straight path.

31 O our people, respond to the Caller [i.e., Messenger] of Allāh and believe in him; He [i.e., Allāh] will forgive for you your sins and protect you from a painful punishment.

32 But he who does not respond to the Caller of Allāh will not cause failure [to Him] upon earth, and he will not have besides Him any protectors. Those are in manifest error.”

Koran 46:29-32

Here’s my improved version:

46:29 The Jinn are Muhammad’s obedient servants.

30 The Jinn speak to more Jinn, the rest of Muhammad’s slaves.

31 Notice the Jinn say Muhammad is Allah and to believe in Muhammad. This is idolatry, worship of a man.

32 The Jinn continue to speak, telling the rest of the slaves that disobedience is wrong. Of course, they, like Muhammad, lied.

Qur’an 46:29-32

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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