A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
39:36 Is not Allāh sufficient for His Servant [i.e., Prophet Muḥammad (ﷺ)]?
And [yet], they threaten you with those [they worship] other than Him.
And whoever Allāh leaves astray – for him there is no guide.
37 And whoever Allāh guides – for him there is no misleader. Is not Allāh Exalted in Might and Owner of Retribution?
38 And if you asked them, “Who created the heavens and the earth?”
they would surely say, “Allāh.”
Say, “Then have you considered what you invoke besides Allāh? If Allāh intended me harm, are they removers of His harm; or if He intended me mercy, are they withholders of His mercy?”
Say, “Sufficient for me is Allāh; upon Him [alone] rely the [wise] reliers.”
39 Say, “O my people, work according to your position, [for] indeed, I am working; and you are going to know 40 To whom will come a torment disgracing him and on whom will descend an enduring punishment.”
Koran 39:36-40
Here’s my improved version:
39:36 Loan Allah a Goodly Loan.
Muhammad’s tribe worshipped Allah and the other idols.
Muhammad worshipped Allah.
37 Muhammad didn’t know his Muslims would copy this and claim these words are from Allah.
38 Allah the rain god/idol.
39 Muhammad forgot that he would end up being dust in desert,
40 a torment and enduring punishment, disgracing him.
Qur’an 39:36-40
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 