Qur’an 34:1-2

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

34:1 [All] praise is [due] to Allāh, to whom belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is in the earth, and to Him belongs [all] praise in the Hereafter.

And He is the Wise, the Aware.

2 He knows what penetrates into the earth and what emerges from it and what descends from the heaven and what ascends therein.

And He is the Merciful, the Forgiving.

Koran 34:1-2

Here’s my improved version:

34:1 Nothing belongs to Allah.

2 Muhammad pretends to know what Allah knows – showing Allah is Muhammad.

Qur’an 34:1-2

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.