Qur’an 18:1-5

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

18:1 [All] praise is [due] to Allāh, who has sent down upon His Servant [Muḥammad] the Book and has not made therein any deviance.

2 [He has made it] straight, to warn of severe punishment from Him and to give good tidings to the believers who do righteous deeds that they will have a good reward [i.e., Paradise].

3 In which they will remain forever 4 And to warn those who say, “Allāh has taken a son”.

5 They have no knowledge of it, nor had their fathers.

Grave is the word that comes out of their mouths; they speak not except a lie.

Koran 18:1-5

Here’s my improved version:

18:1 Muhammad forgot that in the previous chapter, “Allah” or “We” had sent down the Qur’an with the “truth” twice:

17:105 And with the truth We have sent the Qur’an down, and with the truth it has descended.

2 No one suffers from this punishment for 1400 years. No one has this good reward for 1400 years, not even Muhammad.

3 They’re all still dust in their graves.

4 Allah has three daughters:

53:19 So have you considered al-Lat and al-Uzza? 20 And Manat, the third – the other one?

5 Muhammad had knowledge of them, prayed to them, sacrificed to them, put them in his Koran, made them into flying cranes, and then changed his mind, when he realised he’d changed back to polytheism and made Islam polytheist again.

Grave is the words that come out of the mouth of Muhammad; he speak not except a lie.

Qur’an 18:1-5

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.