Qur’an 17:70

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

And We have certainly honored the children of Adam and carried them on the land and sea and provided for them of the good things and preferred them over much of what We have created, with [definite] preference.

Koran 17:70

Here’s my improved version:

Are you honored by Allah? No? You didn’t notice?

Were you carried around by a flying donkey? No? You didn’t notice?

Did you love your mother’s cooking as a child? She’s from Allah. Even if she was pagan like Muhammad’s mother.

Like McDonalds? They’re from Allah too.

Have you ever seen a child eating something wrong?

Eating Dirt in Madagascar to Escape Hunger | AFP

Qur’an 17:70

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.