A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
17:68 Then do you feel secure that [instead] He will not cause a part of the land to swallow you or send against you a storm of stones?
Then you would not find for yourselves an advocate.
69 Or do you feel secure that He will not send you back into it [i.e., the sea] another time and send upon you a hurricane of wind and drown you for what you denied?
Then you would not find for yourselves against Us an avenger.
Koran 17:68-69
Here’s my improved version:
17:68 Why would Allah save anyone from a disaster, when there’s no miracles in Islam?
69 Why would Allah send a disaster to anyone, when there’s no miracles in Islam?
And just like that, Allah’s direct action is a contradiction against nature, reality.
Qur’an 17:68-69
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 