Qur’an 17:15

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

Whoever is guided is only guided for [the benefit of] his soul.

And whoever errs only errs against it.

And no bearer of burdens will bear the burden of another.

And never would We punish until We sent a messenger.

Koran 17:15

Here’s my improved version:

I haven’t been guided and I’m not a sexist.

My errors have affected lots of people – everyone who has read my words or used the machines I wrote for.

Muhammad says that Jews and Christians will bear the burdens of Muslims, or was this a lie?

I haven’t received a messenger from my people in my language.

Qur’an 17:15

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.