A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
16:98 So when you recite the Qur’ān, [first] seek refuge in Allāh from Satan, the expelled [from His mercy].
99 Indeed, there is for him no authority over those who have believed and rely upon their Lord.
100 His authority is only over those who take him as an ally and those who through him associate others with Allāh.
Koran 16:98-100
Here’s my improved version:
16:98 Muhammad failed to do this before reciting the Satanic Verses.
99 Satan had authority over Muhammad.
100 Muhammad associated the daughters of Allah with Allah, thus falling under the authority of Satan.
Muhammad, the messenger of Satan.
Qur’an 16:98-100
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 