Qur’an 16:93-96

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

16:93 And if Allāh had willed, He could have made you [of] one religion, but He sends astray whom He wills and guides whom He wills.

And you will surely be questioned about what you used to do.

94 And do not take your oaths as [means of] deceit between you, lest a foot slip after it was [once] firm, and you would taste evil [in this world] for what [people] you diverted from the way of Allāh, and you would have [in the Hereafter] a great punishment.

95 And do not exchange the covenant of Allāh for a small price.

Indeed, what is with Allāh is best for you, if only you could know.

96 Whatever you have will end, but what Allāh has is lasting.

And We will surely give those who were patient their reward according to the best of what they used to do.

Koran 16:93-96

Here’s my improved version:

16:93 [Allah] “sends astray whom He wills” – thus it’s Allah’s fault Muhammad’s tribe was pagan and why I’m an atheist, why Christians are Christians and Jews are Jews.

Indeed, those who become Muslim deny the will of Allah and thus show that there is no will of Allah, 94 just the lies of Muhammad.

95 How much is it worth being a Muslim?

96 Looks like what you have doesn’t come from Allah, not even life itself. Thus this shows that the stone of Allah the idol is lasting, until it erodes away into the dust of the desert.

The dust of the desert fills the mouths of Muhammad and his Muslims for 1400 years.

Qur’an 16:93-96

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.