A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
11:114 And establish prayer at the two ends of the day and at the approach of the night.
Indeed, good deeds do away with misdeeds.
That is a reminder for those who remember.
115 And be patient, for indeed, Allāh does not allow to be lost the reward of those who do good.
Koran 11:114-115
Here’s my improved version:
11:114 Abrogated by Muhammad’s Night Journey in the Hadith.
I wonder why Allah couldn’t work this out?
Obviously I’m superior to Allah.
115 1400 years have passed, no rewards for those who did good in Islam.
Qur’an 11:114-115
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 