A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Had it been a near [i.e., easy] gain and a moderate trip, they [i.e., the hypocrites] would have followed you, but distant to them was the journey.
And they will swear by Allāh, “If we were able, we would have gone forth with you,” destroying themselves [through false oaths], and Allāh knows that indeed they are liars.
Koran 9:42
Here’s my improved version:
Lying Muslims (hypocrites) speak Koran better than Allah and Muhammad with: “If we were able, we would have gone forth with you”.
If Allah created these Muslims, why do they fail to follow Muhammad? Thus you know that Allah doesn’t create people.
Qur’an 9:42
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 