A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
8:59 And let not those who disbelieve think they will escape.
Indeed, they will not cause failure [to Allāh].
60 And prepare against them whatever you are able of power and of steeds of war by which you may terrify the enemy of Allāh and your enemy and others besides them whom you do not know [but] whom Allāh knows.
And whatever you spend in the cause of Allāh will be fully repaid to you, and you will not be wronged.
Koran 8:59-60
Here’s my improved version:
8:59 A tank exceeds a steed of war.
I live across several oceans. How will Muhammad’s “steeds of war” reach me, when they will drown? I know that I will escape. Thus Muhammad is refuted and shown to be a liar.
Hypersonic missiles exceed even tanks.
Muhammad’s ignorance shows he’s not informed by a real god. He’s a liar for an idol, Allah.
60 Muslims spend on war. Allah, the idol, never repays. Muhammad was a liar.
Qur’an 8:59-60
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 