A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
8:47 And do not be like those who came forth from their homes insolently and to be seen by people and avert [them] from the way of Allāh.
And Allāh is encompassing1 of what they do.
48 And [remember] when Satan made their deeds pleasing to them and said, “No one can overcome you today from among the people, and indeed, I am your protector.”
But when the two armies sighted each other, he turned on his heels and said, “Indeed, I am disassociated from you. Indeed, I see what you do not see; indeed, I fear Allāh. And Allāh is severe in penalty.”
49 [Remember] when the hypocrites and those in whose hearts was disease [i.e., arrogance and disbelief] said, “Their religion has deluded those [Muslims].”
But whoever relies upon Allāh – then indeed, Allāh is Exalted in Might and Wise.
Koran 8:47-49
Here’s my improved version:
8:47 Sleep in Muslims. No one is fighting you.
48 The words of Satan, in Muhammad’s Koran. Who is the messenger of Satan? Muhammad.
49 Indeed, Islam (and Muhammad) has deluded these Muslims.
Allah? He’s that idol that does nothing.
Qur’an 8:47-49
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 