A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
8:11 [Remember] when He overwhelmed you with drowsiness [giving] security from Him and sent down upon you from the sky, rain by which to purify you and remove from you the evil [suggestions] of Satan and to make steadfast your hearts and plant firmly thereby your feet.
12 [Remember] when your Lord inspired to the angels, “I am with you, so strengthen those who have believed. I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieved, so strike [them] upon the necks and strike from them every fingertip.”
13 That is because they opposed Allāh and His Messenger.
And whoever opposes Allāh and His Messenger – indeed, Allāh is severe in penalty.
14 “That [is yours], so taste it.”
And indeed for the disbelievers is the punishment of the Fire.
Koran 8:11-14
Here’s my improved version:
8:11 Feeling sleepy? It must be the hand of Allah! Feeling wet because you’re asleep under a rain cloud? It must be the hand of Allah!
12 I don’t remember that. Neither do you.
13 Allah AND his Messenger. Allah is so special to Muhammad.
14 Mutilating corpses with fire is wrong.
Qur’an 8:11-14
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 