A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
They ask you, [O Muḥammad], about the bounties [of war].
Say, “The [decision concerning] bounties is for Allāh and the Messenger.”
So fear Allāh and amend that which is between you and obey Allāh and His Messenger, if you should be believers.
Koran 8:1
Here’s my improved version:
The “bounties” are made by Jews and Christians. Allah and Muhammad need them to provide the bounties of war for Muslims.
Now Muhammad and so Allah are dead.
What now Muslims? How will you decide who gets what when you steal from Jews and Christians? Allah and Muhammad can’t decide, both are dead.
Leave Islam and stop being bandits, robbers and thieves.
Qur’an 8:1
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 