A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
7:65 And to the ʿAad [We sent] their brother Hūd.
He said, “O my people, worship Allāh; you have no deity other than Him. Then will you not fear Him?”
66 Said the eminent ones who disbelieved among his people, “Indeed, we see you in foolishness, and indeed, we think you are of the liars.”
67 [Hūd] said, “O my people, there is not foolishness in me, but I am a messenger from the Lord of the worlds.
68 I convey to you the messages of my Lord, and I am to you a trustworthy adviser.
69 Then do you wonder that there has come to you a reminder from your Lord through a man from among you, that he may warn you?
And remember when He made you successors after the people of Noah and increased you in stature extensively.
So remember the favors of Allāh that you might succeed.”
70 They said, “Have you come to us that we should worship Allāh alone and leave what our fathers have worshipped? Then bring us what you promise us, if you should be of the truthful.”
71 [Hūd] said, “Already have defilement and anger fallen upon you from your Lord. Do you dispute with me concerning [mere] names you have named them, you and your fathers, for which Allāh has not sent down any authority? Then wait; indeed, I am with you among those who wait.”
72 So We saved him and those with him by mercy from Us.
And We eliminated those who denied Our signs, and they were not [at all] believers.
Koran 7:65-72
Here’s my improved version:
7:65 “Hud” [Muhammad] isn’t divine or sent from Allah.
“Hud” [Muhammad] says Koran better than Allah.
66 The eminent among “Aad” say Koran better than Allah.
67 “Hud” [Muhammad] says Koran better than Allah.
Muhammad forgets that we live one world not many “worldS”.
68 Muhammad forgets Jibril.
69 “Hud” [Muhammad] says Koran better than Allah.
70 The eminent among “Aad” say Koran better than Allah.
71 “Hud” [Muhammad] says Koran better than Allah.
72 Jibril forgets to describe the disaster that befell the Quraysh, and forgets to put them in the Fire.
Also, Fire hasn’t happened yet, being created after the last Day.
Qur’an 7:65-72
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 