A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
7:1 Alif, Lām, Meem, Ṣād.
2 [This is] a Book revealed to you, [O Muḥammad] – so let there not be in your breast distress therefrom – that you may warn thereby and as a reminder to the believers.
3 Follow, [O mankind], what has been revealed to you from your Lord and do not follow other than Him any allies.
Little do you remember.
Koran 7:1-3
Here’s my improved version:
2 Allah talks to Muhammad and reminds him about his nightmare.
3 I can’t hear you, Muhammad, from 1400 years ago, a quarter the world away and not in my native language, you know, what messengers are supposed to speak in.
Little does Allah and Muhammad remember this criticism.
Qur’an 7:1-3
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 