A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And they [i.e., the polytheists] assign to Allāh from that which He created of crops and livestock a share and say, “This is for Allāh,” by their claim, “and this is for our ‘partners’ [associated with Him].”
But what is for their “partners” does not reach Allāh, while what is for Allāh – this reaches their “partners.”
Evil is that which they rule.
Koran 6:136
Here’s my improved version:
Only idols “need” sacrifices.
Muhammad here admits that Allah and the rest are all idols, who polytheists sacrifice to, and he admits he doesn’t get his share of the sacrifices.
Qur’an 6:136
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 