A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
6:104 There has come to you enlightenment from your Lord.
So whoever will see does so for [the benefit of] his soul, and whoever is blind [does harm] against it.
And [say], “I am not a guardian over you.”
105 And thus do We diversify the verses so they [i.e., the disbelievers] will say, “You have studied,” and so We may make it [i.e., the Qur’ān] clear for a people who know.
Koran 6:104-105
Here’s my improved version:
6:104 No one has come to me with enlightenment from “your Lord” or from Allah or Muhammad. Allah is dust with Muhammad and I had to find this translation of the Koran by myself.
Muhammad pretending to be Allah reminds himself to say “I am not a guardian over you.” and forgets to insert “[say]”. That was added by the translators.
105 So much pride. Muhammad didn’t study. Surely, if this Koran is for all people, it would be in all languages, right? Not in the language of one people, “a people”, who already knew about Allah the idol.
Qur’an 6:104-105
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 