A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
6:102 That is Allāh, your Lord; there is no deity except Him, the Creator of all things, so worship Him.
And He is Disposer of all things.
103 Vision perceives Him not, but He perceives [all] vision; and He is the Subtle, the Aware.
Koran 6:102-103
Here’s my improved version:
6:102 Did Allah create this verse? He must have if he’s “the Creator of all things”, right? So don’t worship Allah, he’s simply the idol of Muhammad who created nothing.
Allah disposes of nothing. Go visit a toilet. Who cleans your mess? Obviously not Allah.
103 You could see the idol of Allah over the Kaaba in Mecca, AKA Petra, at the time of Muhammad, as this is who shadows prostrated to, according to Muhammad.
Qur’an 6:102-103
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 