A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
[He is] Originator of the heavens and the earth.
How could He have a son when He does not have a companion [i.e., wife] and He created all things?
And He is, of all things, Knowing.
Koran 6:101
Here’s my improved version:
Our Earth is round and is in the universe, not under the “heavens” and flat.
How could Allah not understand this, unless he’s an idol that Muhammad speaks for?
Oh, and Muhammad has Allah creating Jesus as the Son of God earlier.
Allah is, an idol, unknowing and Muhammad was forgetful and a flat earther.
Qur’an 6:101
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 