A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
But they have attributed to Allāh partners – the jinn, while He has created them – and have fabricated for Him sons and daughters without knowledge.
Exalted is He and high above what they describe.
Koran 6:100
Here’s my improved version:
The Jinn are imaginary. The Jewish son of God, Uzair, is Muhammad’s mistake, uncorrected by the idol Allah. The Christian son of God is Jesus, mixed in with this nonsense and mistakes by Muhammad. The daughters (and wife and pet lion and 360 friends) are all idols, showing Allah himself is also an idol, long rejected by Abraham.
Muhammad’s jumbled nonsense, uncorrected by a real god, show Muhammad was a false prophet, for a false god, Allah, for a false religion, Islam, without even a false book, Koran.
Qur’an 6:100
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 