A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
6:98 And it is He who produced you from one soul and [gave you] a place of dwelling and of storage.
We have detailed the signs for a people who understand.
99 And it is He who sends down rain from the sky, and We produce thereby the growth of all things.
We produce from it greenery from which We produce grains arranged in layers.
And from the palm trees – of its emerging fruit are clusters hanging low.
And [We produce] gardens of grapevines and olives and pomegranates, similar yet varied.
Look at [each of] its fruit when it yields and [at] its ripening.
Indeed in that are signs for a people who believe.
Koran 6:98-99
Here’s my improved version:
6:98 Muhammad (and Allah) doesn’t understand human reproduction.
99 Muhammad (and Allah) doesn’t understand the water cycle, biology, farming and orcharding.
Qur’an 6:98-99
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
